10 mediocre jokes about Portland

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… their definition of a traffic jam is two bicycles and a unicycle at a stop sign?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… the main food groups are coffee, craft beer, and anything that can be pickled?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… even the squirrels have tiny beards and flannel shirts?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… the most popular car accessory is a bumper sticker that says, “I was green before it was cool”?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… rain is just nature’s way of giving everyone a fresh pour-over coffee?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… the most heated debate isn’t politics, but which local doughnut shop reigns supreme?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… every garage band has at least one member who plays the didgeridoo?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… the most common pet isn’t a dog or cat, but a free-range chicken named “Kale”?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… the trees are so environmentally conscious, they recycle their own leaves?

Have you ever noticed in Portland that… the most popular form of communication isn’t texting, but sending postcards made of recycled cardboard?