10 of my first choice schools that cruelly rejected me

Rejected by your first college choices? Keep in mind I was rejected by these 10 schools and look at me now!

1. IHOP Syrup School
2. US Army Potato Peeling Program
3. Trump University
4. Taylor Swift Shake it Off School
5. Institute of Underwear Testers
6. School of Rock
7. State of Ohio Diploma Mill and Water Park
8. NRA College of Reality Denial
9. Good Effort School of Failed Middle-Age Weight Loss
10. Hang Ten Surfboard Stacker School