10 Portland actors who took their roles way too seriously

Portland, the unofficial capital of quirky, well, aside from and Beth, my ex, has long been home to an eclectic mix of artists and dreamers. However, it’s not just the dreamers who’ve made headlines, but also those who’ve lived their dreams a tad too intensely. Let’s dive deep into the wacky world of Portland‘s actors who became so engrossed in their roles that it led to their dramatic (and comedic) downfalls.

Bradley Brewster: Bradley starred as a barista in an indie rom-com. Post-filming, he refused to respond to any other name but “Bean Master Brad” and attempted to launch a career in latte art, which consisted mostly of terrible attempts at drawing Bigfoot in foam.

Lila Locks: Lila played a bike messenger in a thrilling crime caper. She became so immersed that she began delivering random packages to bewildered residents, including a perplexed elderly woman who received a rubber chicken.

Terrance Timber: Cast as a lumberjack in a historical drama, Terrance began chopping down trees in urban areas to “stay in character,” much to the dismay of local park-goers and city officials.

Fiona Fiddle: Playing a violinist in a musical, Fiona took her violin everywhere, serenading (read: annoying) people at bus stops, coffee shops, and even in public restrooms.

Martin Meadows: Martin played a vegan chef in a foodie film. He was later banned from all Portland steakhouses for storming kitchens and attempting to replace meat dishes with tofu.

Sasha Slipstream: After starring as a yoga instructor in a comedy, Sasha started offering impromptu classes in the most inappropriate places, like during a crowded movie screening or in the middle of a street during rush hour.

Penny Pilsner: Penny portrayed a craft beer enthusiast. She soon began critiquing the beer at every bar in town, even bringing her own hops to breweries and demanding custom blends. No surprise, she’s now on a first-name basis with every bouncer in the city.

Oliver Opal: Oliver’s role as a geologist in a disaster flick led him to examine every rock formation in Portland, often causing traffic jams as he assessed the structural integrity of random boulders on sidewalks.

Daisy Drizzle: After playing a meteorologist, Daisy took to giving unsolicited weather updates. Her forecasts, based on her “gut feelings,” were wildly inaccurate, leading to many Portlanders being caught umbrella-less in downpours.

Vinny Vintage: Cast as a retro clothes store owner, Vinny became obsessed with all things vintage. He once tried to pay for a brand new car using vintage coins and was genuinely surprised when they weren’t accepted.

While each of these actors suffered a hiccup in their careers, they provided Portland with some unforgettable anecdotes. And, true to the city’s spirit, many have since found new callings. Lila now runs a successful rubber chicken store, while Oliver has become a beloved local boulder consultant.