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10 Reasons Bob Chapek was ousted as Disney CEO

After three challenging years, Disney has replaced Bob Chapek with former CEO Bob Iger. Here are ten reasons for the flip-flop move.

Mickey Mouse demanded a $400,000,000 signing fee for re-upping another 5 years and got it.

He gave in to Goofy’s demands for a personal trainer.

He made the daily parade at Disneyland run every hour.

He turned the space under the Space Mountain ride into storage rental units.

He let Edna Mode from “The Incredibles” run her own dance troupe called Mode’s Move Machine in the Magic Castle.

He authorized the debut of the Disney Dynamics athletic shoe what was colored pink, extra pink and super pink.

He used the old man Carl from the movie “Up” to drive on of the parking trams in his off-hours.

He tried to interest Woody in dating one of the Kardashians for extra PR coverage.

He championed a sequel to “Finding Nemo” called “Nemo Finds Himself in County Jail.”

He started building a Disney Las Vegas on the Strip that included a ride called “Leaving Las Vegas Broke.”

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