Travel and Places

10 Signs You Are From Ohio

1.Your car is wrapped with a giant picture of you and your high bowling score.

2.As a Browns fan, if you find a first date is a Bengals fan, you ghost them at the restaurant on the spot.

3.You have a lawn sign that says, “Ohio Forever, Indiana Never.”

4.You put spaghetti on chili, steak, sandwiches and your cereal.

5.You play on 57 softball teams and they all are terrible.

6.You know who the Michael Stanley band is.

7.Every summer you think about moving to Put-In-Bay year round.

8.You were a freshman for three months but tell people you finished college early.

9.You have a cousin in Youngstown who is definitely, probably, most likely in the Mafia.

10. Your garage has 73 cornhole games on the shelves.

 

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.