10 signs you’ve picked the wrong dog

“Your new dog’s favorite game is ‘Hide and Never Seek’ – with your shoes.”

“It has more Instagram followers than you do, and it’s only been a week.”

“The dog walker you hired has submitted a formal resignation letter, citing ‘irreconcilable differences’.”

“Your dog’s idea of fetching involves bringing back things that definitely don’t belong to you… or the neighbor.”

“It only responds to commands in French… and you don’t speak French.”

“The cat has packed its bags and is now searching for new accommodation.”

“Your dog’s favorite chew toy is your living room couch.”

“It’s been three days, and the dog has already secured a sponsorship deal with a shoe company.”

“Instead of barking at the mailman, it helps him deliver the mail… to the wrong houses.”

“You find yourself negotiating with the dog for the return of your bed… every night.”