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10 things girls crave in the bedroom but will never tell you

Girls like confident partners in the bedroom. Help her fulfill her fantasies such as:

A Pillow Fort of Unparalleled Magnitude: Every girl secretly dreams of a bedroom transformed into an epic pillow fort, complete with secret tunnels and a no-boys-allowed sign.

An Endless Supply of Cozy Socks: The craving for an infinite drawer of fuzzy, colorful socks that never get lost in the laundry is a well-kept secret.

A Magical Wardrobe Leading to Narnia: Hidden in the closet, there’s always a hope for a passage to a fantastical land filled with talking animals and adventure.

A Personal Moon: A mini-moon that can be adjusted for perfect bedroom lighting, from full moon brightness to a sliver of a crescent.

A Unicorn as a Roommate: Who wouldn’t want a unicorn friend who could add a bit of sparkle and magic to every bedtime story?

A Bed that Doubles as a Trampoline: For those moments when jumping into bed should be taken literally, ensuring endless fun.

A Self-Organizing Room: A secret wish for a room that tidies itself up – books arrange themselves, clothes fold neatly, and toys march back into their boxes.

A Talking Horse Sidekick: Much like in animated movies, a wish for a chatty horse sidekick who offers witty banter and sage bedtime advice.

An Ice Cream Sundae Bar: A hidden compartment in the dresser that dispenses an endless supply of ice cream, chocolate and toppings for late-night treats.

A Library with Every Book Ever Written: A dream for a secret library corner that has every book imaginable, perfect for bedtime stories or adventures in reading.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.