Politics and Government

10 ways you know Tim Walz is right for Dem VP

Tim Walz knows that in 1964, the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

Tim Walz knows how to fix the McDonald’s ice cream machine.

Tim Walz knows how to refold a fold-out map.

Tim Walz knows how to repair an old Smith-Corona typewriter.

Tim Walz knows how to drive a stick.

Tim Walz can rewire an antique lamp with cloth-covered cord.

Tim Walz knows how to condition some Red Wings boots.

Tim Walz knows the correct way to thread a film projector from the 1950s.

Tim Walz can rebuild a carburetor from a ’72 Harley-Davidson.

Tim Walz knows how to panel a basement and install wall-to-wall shag rug.

Joe Ditzel

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