Month: March 2007

Al: Son, let this be a lesson to you: never do tequila shooters within a country mile of a marriage chapel.

– Married With Children

Al: Everybody, I have an announcement. Your happiness… sickens me. Everybody but me is looking at good times. But for me it’s been one long continuous year since I got married. Actually, one long month. Helluary.

– Married With Children

Al: Ah, Peg. You’re down here. Damn. Then I was dreaming you ran off with the dwarf down at the bookstore, and I was living in sin with a Playboy centerfold and her eight friends who could speak but chose not to.

– Married With Children