3 Things Flight Attendants Wish You Would Quit Doing

You think being a flight attendant is an easy job? How would you like to deal with jerks like you and me for an entire flight? At your job, you can go on the back loading job and smoke a cigarette. Not these folks. So please stop doing these three irritating things.

Hanging Out in the Cockpit

It’s cool you like hanging out in the cockpit. Ooh, look at all the dials and stuff! But you insist on telling the flight crew your entire life story, including the time you and Eleanor got arrested for child endangerment when you were bowling her 9-month-old down the aisles at Walmart, knocking over stacks of toilet paper as the pins.

Taking Off Shoes and Socks

Not sure when this became OK. Nobody wants to smell your dirty feet. And if you are going to the restroom in bare feet, you are getting more viruses and germs on your feet than exist in an entire hospital chain.

Drunk and Loud

OK, cool. Your team won the thing. But that was two days ago. You are still so drunk and loud, I can’t hear the baby next to my head screaming in my ear.