3 Things to do in line at the DMV

1.Stretch legs while saying loudly, “Yeah, that’s it!”

2.Read one chapter from the Magna Carta, then one chapter from the Driver’s Handbook.

3.Rethink diet pig’s feet idea.

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.