3 worst foot massage places in Detroit

Depressing Massage

Depressing Massage uses massage therapists trained to make you hate life. They remind you that life is short and brutal. Can anything help? Only a 10-visit massage package.

Repackage Foot Clinic

Be careful with this one. I bought a foot massage package from them and they “repackaged” it without telling me, adding fees and switching the standard ankle-cracking service to a lower value toe tickle.

Deadpan Foot Therapy

I admit it. I like to joke around with my foot massage therapist. Everyone hear is straight-faced, I didn’t get one laugh. They say it’s because they take the job seriously, but come on.