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In the pantheon of tech product failures this might be king

In the pantheon of product failures, don’t forget the Twitter Peak, a device that allowed access to, uh, Twitter. That’s it. Twitter.

Other devices out there that failed before we even knew about them:

Facebook Phone – similar to an iPhone but you can only use it to call Mark Zuckerberg to complain about the stock.

LinkedIn Interview Machine – in partnership with Elon Musk, a dedicated Tesla Optimus Bot takes all your interviews while you sit at home and watch the Jets lose.

Pinterest Pinner – A handheld pin cushion. Stick pins in clothing samples but while people are wearing the items.

Instagram Background Bundle – you get six real backgrounds you can set up anywhere including and exotic beach, dramatic mountains, and a five-star restaurant.

Joe Ditzel

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