5 Lies Bowling Green State University Students Tell Themselves

1. I’ve never sang “Ay Ziggy Zoomba” in the house alone.

2. The Metamorphosis Rock doesn’t scare the heck out of me.

3. I enjoy not being known at all outside the state of Ohio and southern Michigan.

4. I am going to our state of the art sports training facility to work out — I am NOT wasting the afternoon watching Netflix and eating Taco Bell.

5. I’ve never wondered why they didn’t put a Big Boy restaurant in the Student Union.