5 Lies Miami University Students Tell Themselves

1. Loafers without socks is comfortable.

2. It’s lots more fun here than OU.

3. I see this many Republicans all the time.

4. At least it’s not humid.

5. It’s not odd at all to wear Izod shirts as pajamas.

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.