5 Possible Reasons Your Check Engine Light Is On

Dang it. The check engine light is on. What does it mean? Don’t worry. Check out these five possible reasons:

1.Your Chakras are not aligned. Unless you get all them Chakras lined up, that light will be glowing.

2.You feel guilty about something. Whatever it is, just come out and admit. You know you did it.

3.You aren’t drinking your orange juice. What? Are you skipping your orange juice? I told you about that ten times at least.

4.You’ve been to too many super-hero movies. What’s the deal with that? It’s time you saw a movie with regular humans in it.

5.You can’t seem to get a good haircut. Look, six bucks ain’t going to get you much in the haircut department. Throw down at least $20 PLUS TIP, cheapo, and see what happens. See, I told you. Looks a lot better.