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5 rude things Indianapolitans have written in the tip line of their receipt

Some people in Indianapolis would rather be rude than leave a proper tip. Sheesh.

“Tip: Race to improve service, you’re 500 laps behind.”

“Advice: Even the Colts score more than you do in service.”

“Tip: A gondola on the Canal is faster than your service.”

“Suggestion: Monument Circle could use another statue; maybe one that knows how to wait tables?”

“Insight: Your service is as exciting as a pothole on I-465.”

Joe Ditzel

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