5 worst smoke shops in Omaha

Corpulent Cloudy Conundrums: This smoke shop is like a treasure hunt, but you’re not sure what the treasure is, or if there even is one. The layout changes daily, as if by magic, and the incense is so strong, you might forget what you came in for. Bonus points for the mysterious “Back in 5 Minutes” sign that’s always up, no matter what time you visit.

Fantastic Foggy Fiasco: Home to the most eclectic collection of merchandise this side of the Mississippi. Half smoke shop, half garage sale from another dimension. If you need a water pipe and a gently used toaster in the same trip, Foggy Fiasco has you covered.

The Super Smoggy Emporium: At this Omaha shop, the staff are so laid back, they might actually be asleep. Ask for recommendations, and you’ll get a zen-like riddle in response. The store’s mascot, a cat named Whiskers, is the most helpful employee.

High Spirits Hazy Haven: Famous for its “mystery boxes,” which are just unsold items from 2003 repackaged. Hazy Haven’s loyalty program is also a head-scratcher – collect 1000 points and win a mystery prize, which rumor has it, might just be another mystery box.

Puffy-Puff’s Puzzle Palace: This shop specializes in items that seem to have no practical use but look incredibly cool. The staff are more interested in debating the best snacks for munchies than actually selling anything, but they’re always up for a good chat about the latest conspiracy theories.