7 bad mall Santas
Lost Santa – should be at the mall. He’s at the car wash in December.
Row Boat Santa – sits in a small boat drinking out of flask that looks like a fish
70 Feet Tall Santa – gosh, Santa, it’s no sin to be a natty
Open Coat Santa – Buckle the jacket up, my dood
Backwards Walking Santa – it started as a joke but now you are scaring the kids.
Low Cut Boots Santa – nice look, sir, but aren’t your ankles cold?
Slightly Slim Santa – are you losing weight? Then we can only pay you half.
