7 jerky things people do at work

-Stealing lunches by sneaking through ductwork and hanging from the ceiling on ropes.

-Clipping toenails at their desk, flicking them from 3 feet into a jar where they save them.

-Taking the elevator up one floor, then turning around and saying “Bon Voyage, friends!”

-Playing their German country-emo-rap way too loud while singing like Engelbert Humperdinck.

-Standing in their skivvies while pouring water bottles over their head for a quick shower in the breakroom.

-Operating a speakeasy out of their office with a secret hidden entrance. The changing passwords are all lyrics from Golden Earring’s “Radar Love.”

-Showing up to meetings in their pajamas and a rollaway bed.