7 of the most commonly searched questions about cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin are generating hefty profits for investors. But the value swings wildly week to week and even day to day. Let’s look at some of the most commonly searched questions about crypto to see what is on your mind about this exciting new form of money.

“Why do I have to pay a fee to pass gas?”

Gas fees seem ridiculous. Before crypto it was free to pass gas at the family dinner.

“What is staking?”

Staking is driving a stake through your hand on the table after you lose all your money in a scam coin.

“Definition of block chain.”

The block chain is a worldwide computer ledger of every transaction you’ve lost money on since killing it with Gamestop.

“Cold wallet.”

A cold wallet means you lost it at the Rangers game when they beat the Canadiens. You were jumping up and down, it fell out and then you spilled Bud Light on it.

“What is a DAPP?

Digitally Aquistion to be Popular at Parties. A DAPP just means you put $25 each into Bitcoin and Ethereum just so you could brag at parties that you are “all in” with crypto.

“HASH definition.”

Hashmarks are marks on a field at a football stadium to measure yardage, the same stadium that a famous crypto site just paid $3 trillion for naming rights.

“Am I rich yet?”

Yes, but as usual you will lose it all at the track and strip club.