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7 Things To Avoid Before Sex

Joe Ditzel

Sex can be good and it can be bad.

Meaning I can be bad sometimes.

OK, most of the time.

Either way, you’ll ruin your romantic interludes for sure if you don’t avoid these things right before sex.

 

Call your broker.

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Courtesy Florida Memory via Flickr Commons

 

Call your mother.

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Courtesy George Eastman House via Flickr Commons

 

Do tricks with the dog.

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Courtesy National Archief via Flickr Commons

 

Review your stamp collection.

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Courtesy Internet Archive

 

Play industrial metal music.

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Build those new shelves from Ikea.

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Break out a checkerboard.

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Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.