9 Excuses You Can Use When Your Golf Game Sucks

Having a bad day on the course? No problem. Here are 9 excuses you can use to explain away your troubles.

 

I’m all hopped up on caffeine and Pop-Tarts.

 

My boss told me I had to improve or transfer to the Des Moines office.

 

I have a bad case of diarrhea.

 

I’m upset my kids are being left behind at school.

 

My wife can’t stop shopping and now we owe Nordstrom $1 million.

 

My biorythms are at an all-time low.

 

 

My wife bit my hand during intense romance.

 

I overdid my diet and feel light-headed.

 

My therapist is on vacation.