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CaddyTek One-Click Folding 4-Wheel Golf Push Cart Review

Now, this is a golf cart.

Sure, your friends have those two-wheel ancient jobbies that look like a reluctant kid following their mother who is about to make them clean a mess they made in the kitchen.

Or they might even have a three-wheel modern machine that rolls elegantly up and down hills with the slightest touch.

Trust me, the course will forget all that when they see you roll up in your 4-wheel CaddyTek push cart. They will applaud when you roll by, knowing you are not a person to be messed with.

They know that if an earthquake shakes the ground, splitting the course in half, they can all climb on your golf cart and you will drive them to safety, sirens blaring and warning lights flashing like Ladies night at Dance Fever Disco and Roller Rink.

Upgrades? Why would you need to upgrade. This cart has it all. Sure, it would be nice to put in a low-speed gear shifter and six-feet tall all-terrain tires for some serious MUD-WHOMPIN!

Maybe you are the type that wants to paint screaming eagles on the side, dive bombing the green, dropping explosive golf balls of par and birdie everywhere. Hey, it’s your right!

Or maybe just drop in a 24-speaker, body-rocking, ground-shifting, God-fearin’ stereo of the Gods. With one turn of the volume knob, you can knock birds out of the sky.

You could do all that. But you don’t need to. This mean machine is all you need for casual golf cruising.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at jditzel@yahoo.com as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.