Tornados love the USA

June 18, 2024 Joe Ditzel

Weird fact: Tornados love the USA. We get more than any country in the world — 1500 every year. Europe gets 300. Most are in Tornado Alley – Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Colorado and South Dakota. Warm, moist air off the Gulf clashes with cool, dry air coming over the Rockies which creates the perfect condition for spinners.

More weird fact: I’ve dated 7 human tornados in my life. Eileen, Sally, Cassie, Carrie, Setsuko, Ashley and Veronica. All were from Texas.

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