History

Ikea will make you sit down and cry

09-20. On this day in 1519, Ferdinand Magellan set sail from Spain with 270 men on five ships, beginning a journey to circumnavigate the globe.

Magellan’s crew: ‘We sailed around the world!’

Magellan: ‘Yeah, but have you tried walking through Ikea on a Sunday?’

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