An Open Letter To The Person Honking at 530am

Dear person honking every 30 seconds at 530am to tell your friend you are outside waiting to pick them up,

Just send them a text.

Signed,

Head buried beneath my pillow

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.