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Starbucks Secret Menu

Secret Menu

Did you know Starbucks has a secret menu? I suggest sharing it with caution. I remember I was kidding around with a client on the phone once about the In-N-Out secret menu. She said, “What’s on the secret menu?”

I said, “Oh, I could tell you, but it’s top secret.”

She started yelling into the phone. “That’s it! I’m done! I’m done!”

Wowsers, it’s a joke. Calm down. Take your meds.

So be wary with the Starbucks secret menu. Share it with care. People can get crazy.

It changes all the time, but at this writing you can get “Butterbeer Frappuccino,” “Caramel Snickerdoodle Macchiato,” and “Raspberry Milk Tea.”

I don’t know for sure but I heard that in Atlanta, you can get “Praise The Lord This Is Good Sweet Tea,” “I Can’t Believe I Pay This Much For Atlanta Hawks Tickets When They Can’t Find The Hoop Frappuccino”, and “I’m Late For Work and Stuck on MARTA Again Macchiato.”

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at jditzel@yahoo.com as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.