Who stole my gym bag out of the locker?

I recently went on a 3-month barnstorming stand-up comedy adventure. In Columbus Ohio, I went to the gym at 3:30 in the morning. There was no one there.

I went into the locker room and locked up my gym bag and went to work out. As it got closer to 4 a.m., other early birds struggled in.

I finished my workout and returned to the locker room to realize both my lock and all of my stuff was gone!

I quickly realized what happened. When I came into the gym at 3:30 a.m. in my half-asleep state, I had walked into the ladies locker room.

A helpful female employee ran interference so I could go in and retrieve my stuff. 😂😂😂
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