Alternashorn
When you can’t find your shoehorn that your grandfather gave to you on his deathbed, you use a ruler, a stick, or a random piece of wood–anything that can be a temporary alternative shoeshorn, or an alternashorn.
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
When you can’t find your shoehorn that your grandfather gave to you on his deathbed, you use a ruler, a stick, or a random piece of wood–anything that can be a temporary alternative shoeshorn, or an alternashorn.