Amazon Teams Up With New York Giants To Help Deliver Touchdowns

The struggling New York Giants football team wasted no time taking advantage of Amazon naming New York City as of their two new headquarter sites. Team management met with Amazon leaders to get help delivering touchdowns.

“Delivery is our bread and butter,” said Kyle Getonthetruck, VP of Marketing at Amazon. “As a gesture of good will to our new New York City neighbors, we responded positively to the Giants request. We’ll be able to help them deliver touchdowns more often and more consistently.”

Getonthetruck explained Amazon will use a barcode on the football that will be tracked in the air and on the ground. Using state of the art scanners and location technology, Amazon will be able to move the ball toward its destination more efficiently than the current Giants approach.

“It’s all in our tracking system,” Geonthetruck said. “Once the ball leaves the quarterback’s hand, we can move it where we want almost imperceptibly. The next thing you know, it’s in the endzone!”