Ancient Temple Discovered Inside Pyramid

It’s funny the things you find when a 7.1 earthquake shakes your neighborhood. Mexican archeologists were stunned to discover an ancient temple inside an Aztec pyramid south of Mexico City. 

They were checking the pyramid for damage when they stumbled upon the temple. One of the archeologists explained it was not unusual for cultures in the pre-Hispanic era to build one temple or building over another.

The team was even more surprised a few days later when they discovered an IKEA store beneath the temple. Several skeletons were found that researchers believe were shoppers who couldn’t find the exit and died en route from thirst and exhaustion.

The next day they found another building beneath the IKEA. It was an early Trump casino complete with gaudy interior decoration and excessively loud video games. Several remains of gamblers were found at the slot machines, oxygen tanks still in their wheeled carriers.

Just this week scientists found another discovery beneath the Trump casino. 

“It appears to be an early recording studio,” said Dusty Minibroom, the project lead. “Ancient tribes recorded their songs and chants by etching the sounds in round disks with heated metal stakes. We completed a research study asking participants if they could tell the difference between these ancient recordings and the latest Taylor Swift record. Nine out of ten could not detect any difference.”