Blades will never die
No matter how hard they try to make it sound acceptable, the nonsense will continue. The smears. The lies. There
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
10 activist reporters who were too late for the story
For over five years Minnesota has been convicting criminals, over 90 so far, who engaged in a criminal conspiracy of
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A Cleveland Browns fan realizes the truth
A Cleveland Browns fan realizes there’s not much time left to win a Super Bowl.
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Mariachi endurance test at El Plátano Verde
Louisville does not lack for Mexican restaurants. El Plátano Verde knows this and refuses to compete on food alone. The
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A Field Study of Anger Levels in Elderly Males as Their Golf Scores Increase Exponentially over 18 Holes of Play
Great news. Looks like my paper “A Field Study of Anger Levels in Elderly Males as Their Golf Scores Increase
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Trump declares war on minor annoyances with a flurry of new Executive Orders
President Trump spent the whole morning signing a flurry of Executive Orders taking direct aim at minor transgressions bugging Americans.
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5 worst winter storms in Louisville history
Louisville does winter the way it does everything else: loudly, briefly, and with a confidence completely unsupported by preparation. Over
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“Every morning, my phone Rings at 5:47 am”
Frank DeMartino has been in construction for thirty-one years. He’s built hospitals, casinos, a minor league baseball stadium. Nothing prepared
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5 worst zoos in Louisville
There are many zoos in Louisville, and the one thing you don’t want to happen is you get there and
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The Louisville Bourbons’ 5 most spectacular losses of the season
As Louisville’s most unsung baseball squad, the Louisville media often misses the team’s highlights of the year. And by highlights
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Louisville’s most obnoxious muscle cars and the maniacs who drove them
1. The Purple Plague — 1970 Plymouth ‘Cuda 440 Six Pack Owner: Dale Ray Scoggins, Okolona Dale Ray’s ‘Cuda was
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Trump says cars should drink gas like college freshmen hit Mountain Dew
1. The Freedom To Floor ItTrump announces every American deserves the right to own a car that gets 6 mpg
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The dark horse candidate Penn State didn’t see coming
STATE COLLEGE, PA — Look, I know what you’re thinking. Penn State’s coaching search is in shambles. Kalani Sitake bolted
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10 ways Trump plans to cover the missing $4.77 trillion
The President recently floated the exciting possibility that tariff revenue could replace income tax revenue entirely. This is fantastic news
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Louisville’s 5 most bewildering wine shops
In a city that bleeds bourbon, Louisville’s wine stores have had to get creative to survive. Some chose elegance and
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