9 fun things to do in Kansas City this spring weekend
Spring has finally arrived in Kansas City, and with it comes a wave of highly questionable recreational opportunities. Forget about
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Joe Ditzel
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Author: Joe Ditzel
5 most boring movie theaters in Kansas City
Movie theaters have historically promised adventure, thrills, or romance—but not in these dreary Kansas City establishments, where excitement fades as
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Kansas city’s five dullest menswear shops
1. Beige Bros Emporium – Downtown, 12th and Bland St. Located right at the intersection of 12th and Bland Street,
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A conversation between Boomer Golfer and the Stats Nerd who tried to save him
[Scene: The clubhouse patio at Pine Crust Golf Club. One man wears a bucket hat and 1974 Masters windbreaker that
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Pulled over for football crimes in Ohio
Got pulled over today. I asked the officer, “What did I do wrong, officer?” He sighed, tipped his sunglasses down,
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Too many harp solos
Heaven‘s complaint box: Too many harp solos.
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I’ve lost the same amount
I’ve lost the same amount on golf as March Madness bets.
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Why your March Madness betting is ruining your chipping
There are few sounds in golf more depressing than the dull thud of a chunked chip. It’s the sound of
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Every morning it’s the same
Toaster therapy. “Every morning it’s the same. Bread goes in, toast comes out. But what about me?”
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Interviewing the vampire
Interviewing the vampire for a job.
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The curious case of cubical wombat droppings
I’m not typically one to question nature’s grand design—after all, giraffes basically wear neckties as a biological imperative—but there comes
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Hovland summons cosmic light show to conquer Copperhead course at 2025 Valspar Championship
PALM HARBOR, FL — In what witnesses are describing as “the most Norwegian thing to ever happen in Florida,” Viktor
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Overheard in Kansas City: A horse that small
Overheard in Kansas City: “A horse that small belongs inside Target.”
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Uncovering the sinister truth behind motion-activated paper towel dispensers
Picture this: you’ve just finished washing your hands in a public restroom, droplets cascading from your fingertips like tiny liquid
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Here is my college acceptance results chart
In the interest of transparency, here is my college acceptance result chart.
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