A tale of name-based snobbery
When you hear the name “Derek,” what comes to mind? Maybe you think of a solid, reliable guy—perhaps the friendly
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Every time you shuffle 52 cards
Fun fact: Every time you shuffle 52 cards, that is the first and last time in the history of the
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I’m considering this for a back tattoo
I’m considering this back tattoo. It’s a metaphor, man. Life is full of bull, so why not embrace it? Amiright?
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Did the Celtics even want to play game 4?
The Boston Celtics need to improve in the following areas to perform better in game 5 of the 2024 NBA
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Wedding anticipation: A year-long layover in time
In the annals of human error, where “I left the stove on” and “I forgot to feed the cat” sit
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman books flight to attend her father’s wedding 1700 miles away. But she was a year too early.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman books flight to attend her father’s wedding 1700 miles away. But she
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That time I knocked a helicopter out of the sky
Fun facts for golf nerds: On a par 3, how long in distance do you think it needs to be
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Apple’s iPhone 16 introduces revolutionary ‘cone of silence’ to muzzle public speakerphone shenanigans
In an announcement that has the tech world buzzing and public space frequenters sighing in relief, Apple has unveiled a
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The Battle of Bay Nine
It was a Sunday like any other at the local golf driving range, a modest little place with the usual
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The gorilla handler was acting slippery
After we visited the gorilla habitat at the zoo, the gorilla handler asked for a tip. I said, “When life
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Giant python swallows an entire woman in Indonesia
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Giant python swallows an entire woman in Indonesia.
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“SuperPigs” are wreaking havoc across North America
“Superpigs,” a new terroristic hybrid of wild boars and domestic swine are wreaking havoc across Canada and are poised to
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Remember that time Sweden and the US teamed up to fight a war?
Fun fact: Remember that time Sweden and the US teamed up to fight a war? Me neither, but in the
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That feeling when you spend the entire round in sand traps and mud bogs
That feeling when you spend the entire golf round in sand traps and mud bogs.
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