Johnny Football 2.0: Because Cleveland Loves a Good Trainwreck
The Cleveland Browns have never been averse to revisiting old mistakes. It’s practically a part of their brand. And so,
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Elon Musk Promises Free Tesla Motorcycles to All Trump Voters: “Badassery on Two Wheels”
Elon Musk announced today that every American who votes for Donald Trump in the upcoming election will receive a brand-new
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Pop Crackle Snap
(A spoken word poem.) Pop. Crackle. Snap. Yeah, I’m talking about popcorn, that buttery king of the snack aisle, The
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I was fired from Major League Baseball
It all started with what I thought was a stroke of pure genius. Major League Baseball needed a shot in
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Costco lands contract to serve $1.50 hot dogs and $2 pizza at the 2024 League Championship Series
Costco has been named the official food provider for both the American League and National League Championship Series, bringing their
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Apple Introduces SynapTap AI that automatically connects your iPhone to your brain
In a move that has catapulted us straight into a Black Mirror episode, Apple announced their latest innovation: SynapTap AI.
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Tesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New Age
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Tesla Introduces The Thunderstorm: A Classic V8 Beast for the New Age PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA — In
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If I flap my arms, I may be able to fly
10-14. Today is sports history (1975). In Game 6 of the World Series, Boston Red Sox catcher Carlton Fisk hit
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Walk offs and pillow fights
10-13. Today in sports history. 1960. The Pittsburgh Pirates defeated the New York Yankees 10-9 in Game 7 of the
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Sure but can he score a goal and get a penalty at the same time?
10-12. Today in sports history (1996): Dale Hunter scored his 300th career goal and became the first NHL player to
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10 things cocky pickleball players say
1. “Yeah, these paddles are custom-made from carbon-fiber-reinforced polymer with a titanium core. Cost me about 3 grand each, but
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Spaghetti trees in Switzerland
10-11. Today in sports history: Deion Sanders famously played in both an NFL game for the Atlanta Falcons and Game
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Brad Pitt knits scarves for orphans in Greenland
It’s time for the Celebrity Gossip Report guy on the third-ranked local TV station. On Brad Pitt’s Hobbies “You
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Nelson just wanted to get in his Fitbit steps
10-10. Today in sports history (2011): Nelson Cruz hit the first walk-off grand slam in MLB postseason history during the
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We need to make a change to make it fair
10-9. Today in sports history: Babe Ruth’s 13-Inning Pitching Masterpiece (1916): Ruth pitched 13 scoreless innings after giving up a
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