Jay and Silent Bob Scream
08-02. Happy birthday to directors Wes Craven and Kevin Smith. My favorite movies they co-directed were Jay and Silent Bob
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Jerry and Coolio
08-01. Happy Birthday to Jerry Garcia and Coolio — we all love their big hit, “Super Magnolia Paradise.”
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Rolling it softly
07-29 Olympic update. As the first alternate on the US Bowling Team, y’all have asked me to explain the strengths
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I’ve never met a person named Karen who was a Karen
I’ve never met a person named Karen who was a Karen.
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The French Gambit
07-28 update. As I sit in my room here in Paris reading your questions, many of you ask why bowling
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Drop it like it’s hot
Interesting fact: The most common theft at Target is women dropping nail polish into their purse. Me, I put step
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Keeping LeBron James and Coco Gauff dry
07-27-24 update. At first they wouldn’t let me on the Team USA boat that floated down the Seine in the
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Running behind Snoop Dogg
07-26-24. Update. Well, I made my mark at the 2024 Summer Olympics in Paris. Well, sort of…as a “run support
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9 to 5 sequel lands in my lap
07-25-24. After my laundry commercial generated a lot of buzz here in Paris, my agent said he was able to
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Say hello to freshness
07-24-24. Since I am an alternate to the US Bowling Team, I had to scrape together my own travel funds.
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Tax tip: Make the dog an employee: VP of Begging For Treats. Instant deduction.
Tax tip: Make the dog an employee: VP of Begging For Treats. Instant deduction.
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Battle down to the wire with Wally Wideswing
07-23-24. Paris Olympics adventure update. Joined the US Bowling Team for warm-up games at the Palais de Bowling. The coach,
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Buckeyes to the big time — Ohio State joins the NFL
Ladies and gentlemen, sports fans of all ages, grab your foam fingers and prepare your vocal cords for the ultimate
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Back-stage tensions erupt in my stove-top burner interview
Joe: Welcome, everyone! Today we have a very special interview with the stars of the kitchen: Back Left, Back Right,
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Finally got to my place in Paris
07-21 update. Finally made it to Paris. The US Bowling Team is staying at the Olympic Village. As the first
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