Headline I didn’t expect to see today: The coffee in your cup may be 600,000 years old.
Now I’ve pushed some due dates on food goods, but a few hundred thousand years seems excessive.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Advertise Here: The New Supreme Court Business Model
In a landmark decision that has legal scholars and brand managers alike perusing the Constitution for mentions of “synergy” and
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When she just wants the date to be over
When she just wants the date to be over so she can watch a movie and snuggle the dog.
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Tbh, he’s got a point about the salt
Tbh, he’s got a point about the salt. #Marriage #Food
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Clearing out the front door of the grocery store
Clearing out the front door of the grocery store.
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I guess they have their own building now
I guess haters have their own building now.
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When you trust your friend way too much
When you trust your friend way too much.
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The mysterious floating home of San Francisco Bay
In the grand tapestry of human achievement, there are moments that make you stop, stare, and seriously question the collective
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When you’ve got your tool bench set up just the way you want it
When you’ve got your tool bench set up just the way you want it.
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Mikey the space mouse
According to a recent conspiracy theory, a mouse is seen walking around in space on outside of the Falcon 9
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3.2 million little pieces
The dude in this video apparently lost his phone at the restaurant and started yelling to everyone that he better
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What I hear when Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how rockets take off
At the heart of this celestial ballet is the ‘Principle of Compulsive Dynamic Discombobulation.’ First, we must understand that rockets
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When Bey lifted me in the air with her devil ring
I keep seeing posts claiming Beyonce is Queen of the Illuminati and regularly wears a Baphomet ring. All I know
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Biden administration to fight raging inflation by starting Christmas music in April to “boost morale.”
In a surprising move aimed at lifting spirits and tackling inflation, the Biden administration has announced an unconventional strategy: starting
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Cops arrest California man for absconding with the leg of a person killed in a train accident
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Cops arrest California man for absconding with the leg of a person killed
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