The bump and the gaslighting
In the old days, I owned several motorcycles. I loved the wind in my hair, the rumble of my motorcycle
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Welcome to BearTender — Swipe right for roaring romance
Ladies, gather ’round! Tired of swiping left on Tinder and Bumble, only to end up on lackluster dates with men
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Comedy Coaster: The most masochistic entertainment at Six Flags Magic Mountain
If Dante had visited Six Flags Magic Mountain before writing his Inferno, I am confident he would have found a
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Taylor Swift’s greatest fear — finding true happiness with Travis
Once upon a time, in a land filled with broken hearts, teardrops on guitars, and too many bad boyfriends to
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In a Tribute to Recently Passed Willie Mays, Spike Lee Announces Hip Hop Musical Film “Mays,” Starring Jay-Z
In an unprecedented fusion of sports, music, and cinema, iconic filmmaker Spike Lee has announced his latest project: a hip-hop
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Tornados love the USA
Weird fact: Tornados love the USA. We get more than any country in the world — 1500 every year. Europe
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a password and denied him access.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Neighbor sues homeowner whose WiFi he was “borrowing” when the owner added a
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A tale of name-based snobbery
When you hear the name “Derek,” what comes to mind? Maybe you think of a solid, reliable guy—perhaps the friendly
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Every time you shuffle 52 cards
Fun fact: Every time you shuffle 52 cards, that is the first and last time in the history of the
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I’m considering this for a back tattoo
I’m considering this back tattoo. It’s a metaphor, man. Life is full of bull, so why not embrace it? Amiright?
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Did the Celtics even want to play game 4?
The Boston Celtics need to improve in the following areas to perform better in game 5 of the 2024 NBA
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Wedding anticipation: A year-long layover in time
In the annals of human error, where “I left the stove on” and “I forgot to feed the cat” sit
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman books flight to attend her father’s wedding 1700 miles away. But she was a year too early.
Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Woman books flight to attend her father’s wedding 1700 miles away. But she
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That time I knocked a helicopter out of the sky
Fun facts for golf nerds: On a par 3, how long in distance do you think it needs to be
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