A dog reflects back on his life
A dog reflects back on his life.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
Go ahead without me, guys, I’ll catch up with you
In the sweltering heat of ancient Egypt, where pyramids were the hottest real estate and the Nile wasn’t just a
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Proud to be a lovely ape
Everyone reading this is a survivor. Every. One. Let me explain: Humans, along with gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, and bonobos, belong
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Pluto’s Broken Heart: A Celestial Body’s Response to Demotion
Once upon a time, in the cold, distant reaches of our solar system, floated a proud little planet named Pluto.
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The Supreme Court’s New Late-Night Legal Advice Hotline
In the continuing commercialization of The Supreme Court, the Court has launched its very own legal advice hotline. For the
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When she claims lunch with her personal trainer was just to discuss her “nutrition program.”
When she claims lunch with her personal trainer was just to discuss her “nutrition program.”
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Teeing Off with Justice: Your Next Golf Caddy Could Wear a Robe
Ever dreamed of hearing a Supreme Court Justice shout “Fore!” on your behalf? Thanks to the Judicial Sponsorship Program, your
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: The coffee in your cup may be 600,000 years old.
Now I’ve pushed some due dates on food goods, but a few hundred thousand years seems excessive.
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Advertise Here: The New Supreme Court Business Model
In a landmark decision that has legal scholars and brand managers alike perusing the Constitution for mentions of “synergy” and
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When she just wants the date to be over
When she just wants the date to be over so she can watch a movie and snuggle the dog.
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Tbh, he’s got a point about the salt
Tbh, he’s got a point about the salt. #Marriage #Food
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Clearing out the front door of the grocery store
Clearing out the front door of the grocery store.
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I guess they have their own building now
I guess haters have their own building now.
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When you trust your friend way too much
When you trust your friend way too much.
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The mysterious floating home of San Francisco Bay
In the grand tapestry of human achievement, there are moments that make you stop, stare, and seriously question the collective
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