The great cosmic junkyard
In the grand, silent expanse of the cosmos, amidst the twinkling stars and majestic planets, floats an achievement of human
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
I can see you are doing your best, bless your heart
Lady from the South at the grocery store: Sir, your cart is in the way, it’s all cattywompus. Me: Catty
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The flaming nostrils of Denmark: A beacon of human achievement
In a world teeming with unsolved mysteries, unachieved feats, and unlit rooms, one Danish man dared to ask the question
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When you can’t stop thinking about all the things you have to do tomorrow and can’t sleep
When you can’t stop thinking about all the things you have to do tomorrow and can’t sleep. #nosleep #wideawake #nightmares
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Hey, lady, I just want some chicken noodle
Fun fact: The Appalachian mountains were formed 500 million years before fish existed. About the same amount of time it
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Introducing ‘The Retaliator’: the ultimate solution to combat blinding headlights with a reflective twist and heavy metal
New device cleverly redirects excessive headlight glare back to its source while blasting Metallica’s ‘Enter Sandman,’ aiming to educate inconsiderate
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Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Crown Themselves King and Queen of Kansas City
Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce and pop sensation Taylor Swift have decided to retire at the peak of
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Getting ready for the next pandemic
Getting ready for the next pandemic.
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My confession: I faked research results for my masters degree
Folks, with all the education scandals happening around the collegesphere, I thought it was a good time to admit I
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Calling all Jamies to Bourbon Street
02-13. Today is Mardi Gras and it is also National Jamie Day. In fact, everyone on this float is named
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From Tokyo to touchdown: Taylor Swift’s high-flying halftime show
In a twist that could only happen in the high-flying world of celebrity drama, Taylor Swift’s Super Bowl appearance took
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When the gang piles in the car but it refuses to start
When the gang piles in the car but it refuses to start. (Courtesy The Patricia Williams MacVeagh Collection).
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Some Super Bowl fun facts and rather dubious ones as well
Super Bowl 2024 takes place in two days. Here are some fun facts and phony fun facts as well. History
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The Taylor Football League: Swift’s Answer to the NFL
Pop sensation Taylor Swift announced today the launch of her own football league, aptly named the Taylor Football League (TFL).
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49ers fan coming in hot
San Francisco 49ers fan is coming in hot. He apparently has had enough of Taylor Swift.
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