The Kansas City Chiefs’ New Game Plan: Matchmaking with Pop Stars
In an unprecedented move, the Kansas City Chiefs have reportedly decided that victory in the Super Bowl depends not just
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Taylor Swift Joins Kansas City Chiefs in Unprecedented Draft Move
Kansas City, MO – In a move that has left sports analysts and pop culture enthusiasts equally bewildered, the Kansas
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Self delusion and weakness of spirit
What cookies? I don’t see any cookies. Nom. Nom. Nom.
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Son, did you mow the lawn?
Fun fact: Juries decide less than one percent of civil cases filed in court. Even more fun fact: A jury
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In and Out: YOLO
Out: “YOLO” (You only live once). In: “YOLO in Cleveland.”
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Mars! Mars! Mars!
Mars, Mars, Mars! Why Mars? Why not Venus? Brian Cox says the problem is the surface temperature is around 800
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10 outdated phrases that make you uncool
Here are some phrases that were once popular recently but have generally fallen out of favor or are considered outdated
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10 things girls crave in the bedroom but will never tell you
Girls like confident partners in the bedroom. Help her fulfill her fantasies such as: A Pillow Fort of Unparalleled Magnitude:
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Crazy characters of LA: High speed cycle with soul
“I’m a 25-year-old indoor cycling instructor from LA who’s turning the energy game on its head. Picture this: a ponytail
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In and out: Throwing shade
Out: Throwing shade. In: Throwing rocks.
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Crazy characters of New York: Wall street money pillow
“Wall Street is the grand arena where fortunes are made and dreams are either built or shattered. I came here
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It fell from they sky and we ran like the dickens
Factoid: The oldest rocks on Earth are not from Earth. They fell from the sky. The oldest water, however is
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In and Out: That’s my jam
Out: That’s my jam. In: That’s my peanut butter.
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Elon Musk launches “UnderTheDeskTech”: the ultimate solution for workaholics’ wilderness dreams
In an unprecedented move that blurs the lines between work and wilderness, tech mogul Elon Musk has announced his latest
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5 fantastic movies, directors and actors that didn’t get nominated for the 2024 Academy Awards
Every year when the Academy Awards announced their nominations, great performances are snubbed. Here are the top movies, directors and
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