Colorado springs neighborhood spotlight: Cimmaron Hills garage nights
It was late, the kind of late where you wonder if people are at the bar because they’re still trying
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Author: Joe Ditzel
5 dumb government proposals to handle the growing traffic and construction issues in Colorado Springs
1. “Mountain Goat Rideshare Program” To reduce car traffic, the city proposes training mountain goats to carry commuters along scenic
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10 of the most amazing athletes in the history of Colorado Springs
Here are 10 of the most amazing athletes in the history of Colorado Springs, spanning all kinds of sports and
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How to buy an affordable house in Colorado Springs
“I found a house I can afford just outside Colorado Springs…It’s in Gunnison.”
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War dogs in Appalachia didn’t listen to Jimmy
Once again, here is another scam that urges me to repeat Jimmy Conway’s wisdom from “Goodfellas.” Jimmy Conway : [Johnny
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Trump rewrites the names of famous bodies of water
Trump recently decided to rename The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America. It didn’t take long for him
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The NFL’s Next Wave of Inevitable Changes
Roger Goodell never sleeps. He spends his nights hunched over a futuristic holographic map of the NFL, tweaking, shifting, and
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How I became the first senior citizen on Elon Musk’s gov-busting DOGE crew
I’ve always wanted to get in on the ground floor of something big. In the ’80s, I thought about buying
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Patrick Mahomes Had a Worse Night Than Your Uncle Who Bet His Mortgage on the Chiefs
You could see it in Mahomes’ eyes during that first drive—hope, determination, the faint sparkle of a man who thought
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President Trump Launches “Operation Narnia Freedom”: Annexation Part of 100-Day Blitz
President Trump has announced the official annexation of Narnia. “We’re bringing Narnia into the fold of American greatness,” Trump declared
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The new golden age of art and culture?
Donald Trump fired the members of the board of trustees at the Kennedy Center, named himself chairman and said he
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10 insane laws you might run into in Colorado Springs
Why are these crazy laws still on the books? Here are some insane laws you better watch out for in
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5 defunct Colorado Springs local political parties
Like Austin, Colorado Springs attracts a certain number of “characters.” The local political scene is no exception. Here are five
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The ten toughest teachers in Colorado Springs history
The 10 Toughest Teachers in Colorado Springs History In a town known for high altitude and high expectations, these legendary
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Elon Musk Takes Over Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds, Vows to Eliminate ‘Braids, Pigtails, and Metalhead Headbanging’
Elon Musk, tech mogul and part-time eccentric, has been appointed head of the Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds (DoLHD). The department,
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