Musk’s DOGE Declares War on Orange Barrels: “Efficiency Begins at the Cone”
Elon Musk’s Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE) has officially taken control of the nation’s Department of Orange Barrels (DOB). The
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Ten Ohio Seasons
I often see social media influencers showing up on Instagram doing interviews with passersby they accost on the street. Then
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The Ballad of Pickleball Pete
I should’ve known things were about to go sideways when I pulled my hamstring during my warm-up stretches—reaching for my
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This American citizenship test is Un-American
Interesting fact: only one third of Americans could pass the USCIS immigrant test for naturalization.
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Small meteorite crashes in suburbs, captured by ring doorbell
Shady Maple Estates, USA — A quiet cul-de-sac erupted in excitement last night when a meteorite the size of a
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HECKLERS: The Comedy Club Chain Where Roasts Rule
Hot off the success of my comedy club chain “CROWD WORK,” I’m expanding with a new concept called “HECKLERS.” You
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10 things that will happen in 2025 due to the rare alignment of planets
According to NASA, six planets — Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune — will align and light up the
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New fitness chain Plant Fitness promises acceptance for all plants
A new gym chain called Plant Fitness has sprouted up nationwide that welcomes plants in every condition. Unlike its better-known,
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Elon Musk Announces New Cybertruck with Built-In Trebuchet for Launching Friends into Rock Festivals and Sporting Events
Silicon Valley, CA – Elon Musk, the modern-day Willy Wonka of heavy machinery and chaos, has once again shattered the
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Elon Musk Teases Mini Cybertruck
Musk is set to unveil a new, pint-sized addition to Tesla’s lineup: the Mini Cybertruck. Rumored to be roughly the
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Elon Musk to Revive Rat Patrol with Cybertruck Firepower: The Future of Retro TV
In a move that has everyone from military historians to reality TV addicts scratching their heads, Elon Musk announced that
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The Definitive Review of Colorado Springs’ Ten Most Popular Breakfast Cereals
Lots of people don’t realize the amazing number of breakfast cereals that were invented in Colorado Springs. Here is a
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The Uber Ride That Made Me Quit Driving in Colorado Springs
It was a cold, foggy Tuesday night, the kind that makes the mountains disappear into the clouds. I had just
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Trump Announces Plan to Peacefully “Absorb” Canada, Starting with Hockey and Beer
In a press conference held at Mar-a-Lago, flanked by a maple leaf-shaped podium adorned with gold trim, Donald Trump unveiled
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The modern golfer — master of measurement, amateur of execution
Golf used to be a simple game: grip, swing, and pray. But not for today’s modern golfer, who rolls onto
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