Biden Pardons the Tiger King, Citing “Second Chances” and “Better Treatment for Big Cats”
President Joe Biden announced today that he’s granting a full pardon to Joseph Maldonado-Passage, better known to the world as
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President Joe Biden announced today that he’s granting a full pardon to Joseph Maldonado-Passage, better known to the world as
Read MoreDuring last night’s Cavaliers halftime show, the team’s beloved mascot, Moondog, took a leap into local—and possibly intergalactic—legend. According to
Read MoreIt started with a collective hush, a soft ripple of disbelief that drifted through the crowded sidewalk. There, beneath the
Read MoreA small town in the upper middle of Ohio has a popular Christmas tree lighting ceremony every year. People drive
Read MoreNews Report: Thousands of unexplained drones fill New Jersey skies. Don’t worry. It’s just New Yorkers checking out New Jersey
Read MoreBirthdays—those annual hall passes we give ourselves to devour an entire cake and then pretend everyone else is the glutton
Read MoreBy licking your feet, your dog can tell where you’ve been and with who. He knows your new “running buddy”
Read MoreI think I might be overcompensating with my new truck.
Read MoreSnippets of 14-year-old Donald Trump working at McDonald’s On Greeting Customers “Welcome to McDonald’s, the greatest burger place, maybe of
Read MoreAn insurance company just revealed they may not pay for “additional” anesthesia for operation patients if the operation goes over
Read MoreColumbus, Ohio. Locals sometimes call it C-Bus. Which sounds like a bus in a horror movie where you can get
Read MoreIn a move guaranteed to change how we travel (and likely how we scream), Amazon has announced it will begin
Read MoreAfter a lifetime of suffering knucklehead presidents, I guess I have to do it myself. I’m launching my 2028 presidential
Read More1. “Putting Feathers on the Fish” – Origin: In ancient coastal towns, superstitious fishmongers believed that decorating fish with
Read MoreThe Dallas Cowboys “America’s Team” Branding Council This group worked tirelessly to maintain the Cowboys’ image as “America’s Team,” despite
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