Ft. Wayne: where bad truckers come home to park
Big Mike “The Overpacker” Mike hauls produce cross-country but insists on carrying his entire garage with him. Not tools—no, we’re
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10 alternatives to mail-in ballots the White House is considering
Donald Trump recently announced that “you can’t have a real democracy with mail-in ballots.” Not one to shy away from
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10 goofy weapons Pete Hegseth is bringing to the DOD
Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense, has approved research and development on ten military tools he swears are the “future of
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Marjorie Taylor Green vs Laura Loomer: MAGA cage match
Laura Loomer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in the middle of a major online beef. Here are 10 ways they
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Don’t worry, Mr. Dog Dogerton, I’ll be right back
Meet the “Coffee Badger” — a term coined by Owl Labs in June 2023 for those hybrid workers who badge
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Trump’s new DC crime plan: hockey meets law enforcement
President Trump recently said he is taking over the NHL due to rising crime in the league. Today he announced
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Trump puts National Hockey League under federal control, cites ‘escalating violence’
President Donald Trump announced today that he is placing the National Hockey League under direct federal control. Speaking from a
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El Backseat Vibe Check
An Uber driver in Memphis drives home a couple of young Hispanic womenwho laugh and recount their night at the
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Abbott’s Republican Range Riders vs. The Democrat Deep-Dish Defectors
Texas House Democrats skipped town—north toward deep-dish sanctuary in Chicago—leaving Austin without enough warm bodies to push through a cherry-red
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10 radio hosts tuning out Trump
President Trump recently criticized Charlamagne tha God, a co-host of the popular NYC based morning radio show, “The Breakfast Club,”
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How to terrify your enemies in 72 hours or less
Fun history fact: In just a few days, Romans would build a fully formed castrum (plural castra) within eyesight of
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10 possible reasons Trump wants to prosecute Beyoncé
Donald Trump announced he is considering prosecuting Beyoncé. But why? I talked to my contacts and these are 10 possible
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It’s not a list. It’s a countdown. It’s a blueprint.
Tom Cruise has an expository type of speech somewhere in MI: Rogue Nation that belies his boredom with the franchise.
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Backyard billionaire
Here’s a great idea for a home business or a side hustle. We need energy. LOTS of energy. AI alone
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10 times the Coldplay KissCam exposed absolute chaos
You thought your biggest risk at a Coldplay show was crying to “Fix You” and spilling your $14 rosé spritzer
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