Introducing the Orange Barrel Network
After a lifetime of suffering knucklehead presidents, I guess I have to do it myself. I’m launching my 2028 presidential
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
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“Putting Feathers on the Fish” and more common phrases and their history
1. “Putting Feathers on the Fish” – Origin: In ancient coastal towns, superstitious fishmongers believed that decorating fish with
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10 NFL Team-Specific Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
The Dallas Cowboys “America’s Team” Branding Council This group worked tirelessly to maintain the Cowboys’ image as “America’s Team,” despite
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10 Football-Themed Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency
10 Football-Themed Cuts by Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency The National Huddle Standardization Board This board spent $12 million
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College football introduces official “Flag Gauntlet” rule to resolve rivalry game tensions
In a groundbreaking (and highly controversial) move, the NCAA has unveiled a new rule designed to channel post-game tensions into
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The Boston Tee Party: The forgotten history of golf’s greatest revolution
When most people think of the Boston Tea Party, they picture angry patriots, teacups shattering, and a harbor full of
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Top 10 Canadian Imports Subject to New U.S. Tariffs
Let’s see if these tariffs can chill the famously polite Canadian economy.
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The saga of the package that almost was
It started innocently enough: a pair of shoes ordered online, the kind that promise to make you look taller, faster,
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New watch makes fun of your emotions – Amazon
This exciting new watch on Amazon analyzes your emotional state and makes fun of you.
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10 insane golf courses around the US
1. Florida: “Gator Bait Greens” Every hole here is lined with a charming mix of palm trees, alligator ponds, and
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Gold pickleball paddle on Amazon
Gold pickleball paddle on Amazon.
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To be or not to be….
Too much thinking….
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Learning Spanish under pressure
I thought this would be easier if we both spoke the same language.
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Leaning on the world: How Americans’ body language stands out abroad
Americans tend to casually lean on walls, doorways, or furniture, and it’s often viewed as a laid-back, informal gesture. In
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“Throwing Soup on the Sofa” and nine other common phrases explained
Here are nine phrases explained so you aren’t so confused when your Aunt from the Old Country starts ripping
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