Bad news: a comet is heading straight for us

Bad news: The Devil’s Comet is heading straight towards us and is scheduled to arrive on April 24. Not only is it big, about 30 kilometers across, it’s also volcanic and has recently had a giant eruption.

You know what would be funny. Let’s say this volcanic comet hits a volcano on earth and plugs the hole. But the impact wakens the volcano on the ground and it erupts, sending the comet skyward. But then the comet’s volcano erupts and fires back at the earth’s volcano. The result of the First Volcano Wars is a river of molten lava that melts every Pizza Hut in it’s path but Taco Bell bottles the lava and sells it as hot sauce.