Music

Breakfast Burrito

10 am already hot in the Pico Union
Old men on the veranda at Lucy’s
They’ve already had communion
They don’t care who sees

Them reading the paper all day
Cause they’re not getting any pay
No work for miles around
At home they’re waiting for a sound

Give me onions and ham
Hash browns and tomato
Add cheese and lettuce
Make me a breakfast burrito

Give me onions and ham
Hash browns and tomato
Add cheese and lettuce
Make me a breakfast burrito

Can you add another bag of chips
I’ll handle you with the tip
Make sure they aren’t too dry
They cut my mouth and make me cry

Add a Mandarin Jarritos
Nine spoons of sugar with my burritos

Give me onions and ham
Hash browns and tomato
Add cheese and lettuce
Make me a breakfast burrito

Give me onions and ham
Hash browns and tomato
Add cheese and lettuce
Make me a breakfast burrito

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Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.