BREAKING: Arizona to recount Maricopa County ballots. State opens permanent Vote Recount Center.

Arizona moved forward with plans to recount Maricopa county ballots. The state also revealed the beginning of construction of the permanent $3 billion Vote Recount Center. The ultra-modern building will have the latest technology developed by Iron Man to recount votes 365 days a year endlessly until the sun cools.

“The Vote Recount Center will allow us to recount presidential, state, and local elections around the clock,” a spokesperson explained at a recent news conference.

“How many times will it take on average to recount votes until you get the number you need?” a reporter asked.

“As many as it takes. We take election security and validity seriously around here.”