Politics and Government

BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED!

BREAKING: EARRING-GATE EXPOSED! Soon after the debate, “Earring-gate” rumors swirled that Harris was getting coached by Joe Biden through an audio feed in her earrings. My investigation shows this was indeed the case. I submitted an Open Records Request asking for any transcripts of these transmissions. Here is a snippet:

Trump: Crime is totally out of control, worse than ever, it’s a disaster, folks, a total disaster! The worst crime the country’s ever seen!

Biden via earring: Hit him with, “You’re a ‘lying dog-faced pony soldier!'”

Later, Biden advised her on immigration:

Trump: Kamala was the “Border Czar” and let millions of illegal immigrants pour over the border!

Biden: Tell him you are bringing Corn Pop on board to help because he’s a bad dude!

There are many pages of this report and as I get more examples, I’ll report them here.

Joe Ditzel

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