Bryson DeChambeau Ruined The Arnold Palmer Invitational

 

“Dude, did you see this? Bryson DeChambeau has to be stopped. He ruined the Arnold Palmer Invitational!”

“He ruined it? One guy RUINED it?”

“Bro, he’s not even playing golf. He’s holding his own long drive tournament with a few wedges and putts thrown in to give him a chance to rest.”

“Well, he did win the tournament.”

“He almost drove a 555-yard par 5 hole, cutting across the lake. What’s next? We allow drones to drop the ball on the green for you?

“He drove it 377 on that hole. Not 555.”

“Yeah, and then he hit a crappy wedge. It really ruined everything.”

“You’re forgetting he won the tournament. Within the rules.”

“Yeah, but the WAY he did it ruined the entire tournament. I’m starting a petition on Facebook right now to ban this guy.”

“Good luck!”