Bubba Watson Steams About Slow Play at 2015 US Open at Chambers Bay

June 18, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Bubba Watson opened with a double bogey today at the 2015 US Open Championship at Chambers Bay near Tacoma, Washington. His frustration continued to mount as the pace of play slowed to a crawl.

Finally, he couldn’t take it anymore and teed up a ball in the middle of a fairway, shooting it straight into a Port-A-Potty, knocking it over with a man inside.

Is Bubba right to be upset? Here are some of the reasons for today’s slow play:

Henrik Stenson stopping along the gallery ropes to teach Swedish swear words to fans.
Dustin Johnson insisting on walking to his ball like he’s John Wayne.
Matt Kuchar making his caddie yell, “Kuch!” after every shot.
Francesco Molinari cooking 5-minute pasta meals between holes.
Jason Dufner getting so relaxed he falls asleep mid-swing.
Ernie Els constantly searching for his swing from the 90s.
Cody Gribble pushing his new dog food, “Gribble’s Kibbles.”
Patrick Reed using a the Cadillac Escalade he won at the 2014 WGC-Cadillac Championship as a golf cart.

Bubba Watson can get extra riled up at times, but when you look at these antics on the course today, you can see why he might have a good reason.