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Cardi B and Offset Break Up, Remain Partners in Christmas Ornament Store

Sad news out of Atlanta: rap stars and married couple Cardi B and Offset (of Migos fame) are ending their marriage. Cardi B was the first to announce it on Twitter. Thousands of fans expressed shock and dismay at the break-up of the recently married couple.

“The good news in all this is we will remain partners in our thriving Christmas ornament store, Rap Christmas Gifts,” said Cardi B in a statement released to the press. “If you are tired of the same old boring ornaments, Rap Christmas Gifts is for you.”

 

 

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